i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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