ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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