I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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