the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Randomize
