you win again, gameday.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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