He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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