He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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