Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
i will never coherently bang her
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You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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