why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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