So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
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Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
They are going to name an STD after you.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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