we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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