She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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