I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
this boner is exhausting
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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