My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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