I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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