it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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