I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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