Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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