The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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