I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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