i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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