I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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