nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize