I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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