dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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