so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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