i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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