So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
