Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
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I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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