Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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