ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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