Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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