I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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