I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
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You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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