We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Im part way to drunk.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
