He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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