she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
and eventually we just all took our pants off
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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