can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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