how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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