oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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