i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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