I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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