he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
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I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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