Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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