Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
