what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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