Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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