I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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