I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
There r osticjed everywhere
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
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I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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