when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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