im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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