I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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