I want to stick my p in your. b.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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