How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i want to swaddle you in tequila
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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