wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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