Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
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They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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