I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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