He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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