He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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